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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
~teenagers quotes by Joan Rivers
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
~inspirational sayings about Sex quotes by Harold Robbins
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
~teenagers quotes by Erma Bombeck
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Doug Larson
How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.
~teenagers sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
~teenagers quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
~inspirational sayings about Religion quotes by Mark Twain
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
~teenagers quotes by Judith Martin
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Raymond Duncan
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
~teenagers sayings by John Sculley
The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold.
~teenagers quotes by Dawn Ruelas
A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
~inspirational sayings about Generations quotes by Benjamin Disraeli
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
~teenagers quotes by Totie Fields
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
The body's habituation to walking as normal stems from the good old days. It was the bourgeois form of locomotion: physical demythologization, free of the spell of hieratic pacing, roofless wandering, breathless flight. Human dignity insisted on the right to walk, a rhythm not extorted from the body by command or terror. The walk, the stroll, were private ways of passing time, the heritage of the feudal promenade in the nineteenth century.
~teenagers sayings by Theodor W. Adorno
My dad taught me to switch-hit. He and my grandfather, who was left-handed, pitched to me everyday after school in the back yard. I batted lefty against my dad and righty against my granddad.
~teenagers quotes by Mickey Mantle
Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
~good sayings about America by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
~teenagers quotes by Katherine Hepburn
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
~motivational quotes about Horses sayings by Mexican Proverb
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
~teenagers sayings by William Wordsworth
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
~teenagers quotes by Erma Bombeck
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~good sayings about Telephones by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to weave.
~teenagers quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
~motivational quotes about Water sayings by Isak Dinesen
Would there be this eternal seeking if the found existed?
~teenagers sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.
~teenagers quotes by Lillian Gish
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
~good sayings about Prejudice by As seen on a button
Heed women. They’re smarter than men. They know less, but understand more.
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Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
~motivational quotes about Prayer sayings by Oscar Wilde
When a dog wants to hang out the Do Not Disturb sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.
~teenagers sayings by Ramona C. Albert
Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.
~teenagers quotes by Author Unknown
As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose.
~good sayings about Life by Author Unknown
I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes.
~teenagers quotes by Oliver Wendell Holmes
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful
~motivational quotes about Christmas sayings by Norman Vincent Peale
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
~teenagers sayings by Harry Emerson Fosdick
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