Free teenagers sayings, quotes and quotations
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~teenagers quote by P.J. O'Rourke
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
~teenagers quotes by Arnold H. Glasow
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~teenagers sayings by Fran Lebowitz
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
~teenagers quote by Author Unknown
Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Sally and James Reston
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
~teenagers quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Larry Lujack
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
~teenagers sayings by Will Rogers
How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.
~teenagers quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Faye Moskowitz
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.
~teenagers quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Judith Martin
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~teenagers sayings by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with
~teenagers quote by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
~good sayings about Feminism by Edith Evans
On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers.
~teenagers quotes by Adlai E. Stevenson
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
~motivational quotes about Happiness sayings by Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts, 1931
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
~teenagers sayings by Carl Zwanzig
I don't love baseball. I don't love most of today's players. I don't love the owners. I do love, however, the baseball that is in the heads of baseball fans. I love the dreams of glory of 10-year-olds, the reminiscences of 70-year-olds. The greatest baseball arena is in our heads, what we bring to the games, to the telecasts, to reading newspaper reports.
~teenagers quote by Stan Isaacs, Diamond-Studded Memories, Newsday, 9 April 1990
If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch.
~good sayings about Vegetarianism by k.d. lang
To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year
~teenagers quotes by E.B. White, "The Distant Music of the Hounds," The Second Tree from the Corner, 1954
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
~motivational quotes about Hockey sayings by Steve Rushin
Sleep on your writing; take a walk over it; scrutinize it of a morning; review it of an afternoon; digest it after a meal; let it sleep in your drawer a twelvemonth; never venture a whisper about it to your friend, if he be an author especially.
~teenagers sayings by A. Bronson Alcott
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
~teenagers quote by Lord Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
No man ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.
~good sayings about Fate by Plutarch
You can see a lot by just looking.
~teenagers quotes by Yogi Berra
We are spirits clad in veils.
~motivational quotes about Philosophical sayings by Christopher P. Cranch
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
~teenagers sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
~teenagers quote by Dale Carnegie
When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.
~good sayings about Philosophical by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
~teenagers quotes by Lord Dewar
How can angels fall asleep when the devil leaves his porch light on?
~motivational quotes about Humorous sayings by Author Unknown
Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.
~teenagers sayings by Thomas C. Haliburton
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