Free teenagers sayings, quotes and quotations
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~quotes sayings by teenagers by P.J. O'Rourke
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
~teenagers quotes by Arnold H. Glasow
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~teenagers sayings by Fran Lebowitz
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
~quotes sayings by teenagers by Author Unknown
Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Sally and James Reston
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
~teenagers quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Larry Lujack
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
~teenagers sayings by Will Rogers
How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.
~quotes sayings by teenagers by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Faye Moskowitz
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.
~teenagers quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Judith Martin
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~teenagers sayings by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
He who travels in search of something which he has not got, travels away from himself and grows old even in youth among old things.
~quotes sayings by teenagers by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self-Reliance
Idleness is the beginning of all psychology. What? Could it be that psychology is - a vice?
~good sayings about Psychology by Friedrich Nietzsche, alluding to the proverb Idleness is the beginning of all vices
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.
~teenagers quotes by Germaine Greer
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.
~motivational quotes about Age sayings by Douglas MacArthur
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
~teenagers sayings by Alfred Hitchcock
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
~quotes sayings by teenagers by Lin Yutang
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
~good sayings about Life by Crowfoot, 1890, as quoted in Catch the Whisper of the Wind compiled by Cheewa James
The first purpose of clothes... was not warmth or decency, but ornament.... Among wild people, we find tattooing and painting even prior to clothes. The first spiritual want of a barbarous man is decoration; as indeed we still see among the barbarous classes in civilized countries.
~teenagers quotes by Thomas Carlyle
Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character
~motivational quotes about Celebrity sayings by Jane Seymour
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
~teenagers sayings by Bill Vaughan
What we call reality is an agreement that people have arrived at to make life more livable.
~quotes sayings by teenagers by Louise Nevelson
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
~good sayings about Haste by Soren Kierkegaard
We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
~teenagers quotes by Winston Churchill
Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things.
~motivational quotes about Simplicity sayings by Elise Boulding
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
~teenagers sayings by Tommy Smothers
Choose your friends like your books, few but choice
~quotes sayings by teenagers by American Proverb
Most books, like their authors, are born to die; of only a few books can it be said that death hath no dominion over them; they live, and their influence lives forever.
~good sayings about Books Reading by J. Swartz
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
~teenagers quotes by Wernher Von Braun
He is invariably in a hurry. Being in a hurry is one of the tributes he pays to life.
~motivational quotes about Haste sayings by Elizabeth Bibesco
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures
~teenagers sayings by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book
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