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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~quotes for teenagers by P.J. O'Rourke
Father: I wish I were half as great as my infant thinks I am, and only half as stupid as my teenager thinks I am.
~inspirational sayings about Family quotes by
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
~teenagers quotes by Logan Pearsall Smith, Age and Death, Afterthoughts, 1931
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Unknown high school principal
You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
~teenagers sayings by John Ciardi, Simmons Review, Fall 1962
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
~quotes for teenagers by Yiddish Proverb
Little children, headache; big children, heartache.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Italian Proverb
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
~teenagers quotes by Quentin Crisp
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
~famous quotes about Religion by Author Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~teenagers sayings by Erma Bombeck
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
~quotes for teenagers by Doug Larson
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Laurence J. Peter
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
~teenagers quotes by Al Bernstein
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Mark Twain, Old Times on the Mississippi Atlantic Monthly, 1874
Janie's a pretty typical teenager - angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.
~teenagers sayings by Alan Ball, American Beauty, 1999
A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.
~quotes for teenagers by Edward de Bono
The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.
~good sayings about Writing by Isaac Bashevis Singer
I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.
~teenagers quotes by Diane Ford
Hearing protection is a sound investment.
~motivational quotes about Safety sayings by Author Unknown
The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness
~teenagers sayings by Norman Cousins
We are sure to be losers when we quarrel with ourselves; it is civil war.
~quotes for teenagers by Charles Caleb Colton
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
~good sayings about Genius by George Bernard Shaw
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
~teenagers quotes by Adlai Stevenson
All our scientific and philosophic ideals are altars to unknown gods.
~motivational quotes about Miscellaneous sayings by William James, The Dilemma of Determinism, 1884
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
~teenagers sayings by George Bernard Shaw, The Rejected Statement, Part I, The Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet, 1911
There are only two great currents in the history of mankind: the baseness which makes conservatives and the envy which makes revolutionaries.
~quotes for teenagers by Edmond de Goncourt and Jules de Goncourt
Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
~good sayings about Happiness by Samuel Johnson
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
~teenagers quotes by George Bernard Shaw
There are cases where psychoanalysis works worse than anything else. But who said that psychoanalysis was to be applied always and everywhere.
~motivational quotes about Psychology sayings by C.G. Jung
According to Madam Pomfrey, thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else...
~teenagers sayings by J.K. Rowling, The Second War Begins, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
~quotes for teenagers by Oscar Ameringer
Retire from work, but not from life
~good sayings about Retirement by M.K. Soni
I do not like to write - I like to have written.
~teenagers quotes by Gloria Steinem
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
~motivational quotes about Women sayings by J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
Problems are the price you pay for progress
~teenagers sayings by Branch Rickey
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