Free pregnancy sayings, quotes and quotations
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
~pregnant pregnancy sayings quotes by Sherry Glaser
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
~inspirational sayings about Sex quotes by H.L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
~pregnancy quotes by Sam Levenson
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Irena Chalmers
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
~pregnancy sayings by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, Notebooks, 1956
If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.
~pregnant pregnancy sayings quotes by Barbara Ehrenreich
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
~inspirational sayings about Teachers quotes by John Sculley
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~pregnancy quotes by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Joyce Armor
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
~pregnancy sayings by Cathy Crimmins
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
~pregnant pregnancy sayings quotes by Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
~inspirational sayings about Pregnancy quotes by Rita Rudner
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
~pregnancy quotes by Martin H. Fischer
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
~famous quotes about Religion by H.L. Mencken
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
~pregnancy sayings by Phyllis Diller
They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
~pregnant pregnancy sayings quotes by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982
Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.
~good sayings about Humor by Arland Ussher
In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a day's work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years.
~pregnancy quotes by Jacques Barzun
Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be.
~motivational quotes about Hope sayings by Don Quixote
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
~pregnancy sayings by Edward Phelps
We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
~pregnant pregnancy sayings quotes by Mother Teresa
Wasn't marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt.
~good sayings about Marriage by Edna Ferber, Show Boat, 1926
It is some relief to weep; grief is satisfied and carried off by tears.
~pregnancy quotes by Ovid
No man can follow Christ and go astray.
~motivational quotes about Jesus Christ sayings by William H.P. Faunce
A great part of life consists in contemplating what we cannot cure.
~pregnancy sayings by Robert Louis Stevenson
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
~pregnant pregnancy sayings quotes by Samuel Lover
Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.
~good sayings about Life by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
That word lesbian sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure.
~pregnancy quotes by Denise McCanles
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
~motivational quotes about Risk sayings by James Thurber
All man's troubles come from not knowing how to sit still in one room.
~pregnancy sayings by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'.
~pregnant pregnancy sayings quotes by Henry Moore
Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.
~good sayings about Conformity by Voltaire
Character is what emerges from all the little things you were too busy to do yesterday, but did anyway.
~pregnancy quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Everybody should have his personal sounds to listen for - sounds that will make him exhilarated and alive or quite and calm.... One of the greatest sounds of them all - and to me it is a sound - is utter, complete silence.
~motivational quotes about Silence sayings by Andre Kostelanetz
what dont kill ya can only make ya stronger
~pregnancy sayings by kim
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