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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~marriage sayings by Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Billy Connolly
Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
~marriage quotes by Author Unknown
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
~marriage sayings by Jackie Gleason
You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self.
~marriage sayings by Jerry McCant
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.... We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Enid Bagnold, Autobiography, 1969
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
~marriage quotes by Oscar Wilde
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Tommy Manville
It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?
~marriage sayings by Author Unknown
The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
~marriage sayings by Author Unknown
I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Author Unknown
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
~marriage quotes by H.L. Mencken
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
~marriage sayings by Barbra Streisand
The book of the moment often has immense vogue, while the book of the age, which comes in its company from the press, lies unnoticed; but the great book has its revenge. It lives to see its contemporary pushed up shelf by shelf until it finds its final resting-place in the garret or the auction room.
~marriage sayings by Hamilton Wright Mabie
We are here and now. Further than that, all knowledge is moonshine.
~good sayings about Knowledge by H.L. Mencken
A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
~marriage quotes by Jean Cocteau
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
~motivational quotes about Smoking sayings by Jay Leno
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.
~marriage sayings by French Proverb
Keep a sharp eye on that devil, procrastination, waiting for his chance to lure you to the easy chair, to gossip, to dawdling, and the TV – which is mostly a literature of illiterate – the amusement of non-thinkers.
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Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
~good sayings about Very True by Joseph Addison, The Spectator
When the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it may be that they take better care of it there.
~marriage quotes by Cecil Selig
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
~motivational quotes about Dogs sayings by Corey Ford
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
~marriage sayings by T.E. Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, 1926
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
~marriage sayings by Betty Reese
There's something beautifully soothing about a fact - even (or perhaps especially) if we're not sure what it means.
~good sayings about Reality by Daniel J. Boorstin
I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a tiny sliver of one hour. I dripped it carelessly, Ah! I didn't know, I held opportunity.
~marriage quotes by Hazel Lee
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
~motivational quotes about Sports sayings by From a Charles Barkley commercial for basketball shoes, 1993
Horses and children, I often think, have a lot of the good sense there is in the world.
~marriage sayings by Josephine Demott Robinson
Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
~marriage sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back.
~good sayings about Kisses by Author Unknown
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
~marriage quotes by Thornton Wilder
I was told over and over again that I would never be successful, that I was not going to be competitive and the technique was simply not going to work. All I could do was shrug and say 'We'll just have to see
~motivational quotes about Sports sayings by Dick Fosbury
All you have shall some day be given;
Therefore give now, that the season of giving
may be yours and not your inheritors.
~marriage sayings by Kahlil Gibran
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