Free marriage sayings, quotes and quotations
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~marriage quotes sayings by Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Billy Connolly
Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
~marriage quotes by Author Unknown
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
~marriage sayings by Jackie Gleason
You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self.
~marriage quotes sayings by Jerry McCant
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.... We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Enid Bagnold, Autobiography, 1969
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
~marriage quotes by Oscar Wilde
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Tommy Manville
It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?
~marriage sayings by Author Unknown
The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
~marriage quotes sayings by Author Unknown
I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Author Unknown
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
~marriage quotes by H.L. Mencken
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
~marriage sayings by Barbra Streisand
Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)
~marriage quotes sayings by Voltaire
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives
~good sayings about Dreams by William Dement
The years teach much which the days never knew.
~marriage quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Death, the sable smoke where vanishes the flame.
~motivational quotes about Death sayings by George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage
Everybody ought to do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice
~marriage sayings by William James
Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living.
~marriage quotes sayings by Alvin Dark
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
~good sayings about Mothers by Oprah Winfrey
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
~marriage quotes by Will Rogers
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
~motivational quotes about Mothers sayings by Ambrose Bierce
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and
~marriage sayings by Charles Dickens
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
~marriage quotes sayings by Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.
~good sayings about Bicycling by John Howard
Take care that no one hates you justly.
~marriage quotes by Publilius Syrus
Go Confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined
~motivational quotes about Dreams sayings by Henry David Thoreau
Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
~marriage sayings by Lucy Larcom
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
~marriage quotes sayings by Julian Huxley
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
~good sayings about Love Quotes by H. L. Mencken
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
~marriage quotes by Anthony J. D'Angelo
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
~motivational quotes about Goals sayings by Doug Larson
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
~marriage sayings by VP Pappy
Plenty of quotations,sayings and quotes categories
{ driving quotes } { dental sayings } { grandparent sayings } { brothers quotes } { baby quotations sayings } { dance quotes sayings } { good hockey sayings } { appearance quotes } { psychology quotes } { stop smoking sayings } { quotes sayings about courage } { famous quotes from john muir } { football sayings } { laziness quotes } { laughter sayings } { motivational quotes for nurses } { great emotions } { sayings about prayer } { famous smokes } { grandson sayings } { quotes about weeds } { great american sayings } { in memory of sayings } { integrity sayings } { perspective quotes } { god sayings } { quotes from famous nurses } { famous dental quotes sayings } { listening quotes } { art sayings }