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If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
~lawn care sayings by Andrew Mason
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
~inspirational sayings about Nature quotes by Michael Pollan, Second Nature, 1991
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
~lawn care quotes by Nancie J. Carmody
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
~famous quotes about Housework by C.E. Cowman
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
~lawn care sayings by Chuck Clark
Embalm, v.: To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew. The modern metallic burial casket is a step in the same direction, and many a dead man who ought now to be ornamenting his neighbor's lawn as a tree, or enriching his table as a bunch of radishes, is doomed to a long inutility. We shall get him after awhile if we are spared, but in the meantime the violet and the rose are languishing for a nibble at his glutaeus maximus.
~lawn care sayings by Ambrose Bierce
I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home
~inspirational sayings about Housewarming quotes by Author Unknown
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.
~lawn care quotes by National Lampoon, 1979
There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's
~famous quotes about Groundhog Day by Clyde Moore
There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
~lawn care sayings by Clyde Moore
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
~lawn care sayings by Author Unknown
I am not a lover of lawns. Rather would I see daisies in their thousands, ground ivy, hawkweed, and even the hated plantain with tall stems, and dandelions with splendid flowers and fairy down, than the too-well-tended lawn.
~inspirational sayings about Nature quotes by W.H. Hudson, The Book of a Naturalist, 1919
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
~lawn care quotes by James Dent
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
~famous quotes about Politics by P.J. O'Rourke
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
~lawn care sayings by James Dent
Youth is like spring, an over praised season more remarkable for biting winds than genial breezes. Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits.
~lawn care sayings by Samuel Butler
It is all very well to say that a man should play for the pure love of the game. Perhaps he ought, but to the working man it is impossible.
~good sayings about Sports by J.J. Bentley
Opportunities fly by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.
~lawn care quotes by Jerome K. Jerome, The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, 1889
I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
~motivational quotes about Miscellaneous sayings by Andy Warhol
My father's nature turned out no waste product; he had none of that useless stuff in him that lies in heaps near factories. He took his own happiness with him.
~lawn care sayings by Margot Asquith
We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
~lawn care sayings by Lynn Hall
When you're a young man, Macbeth is a character part. When you're older, it's a straight part.
~good sayings about Age by Laurence Olivier
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
~lawn care quotes by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894
Save money. If you don’t need it for security, you need it for character. There’s little character in poverty.
~motivational quotes about Financial sayings by
We loved with a love that was more than love.
~lawn care sayings by Edgar Allan Poe
A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: Because everything does.
~lawn care sayings by Honor Tracy
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
~good sayings about Smoking by Katharine Whitehorn
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
~lawn care quotes by William James
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
~motivational quotes about Art sayings by Marie Laurencin
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
~lawn care sayings by Joseph Heller, Catch-22
The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
~lawn care sayings by Elbert Hubbard
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
~good sayings about Luck by Jean Cocteau
Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark.
~lawn care quotes by Rabindranath Tagore
We don't need to increase our goods nearly as much as we need to scale down our wants. Not wanting something is as good as possessing it.
~motivational quotes about Simplicity sayings by Donald Horban
History... is, indeed, little more than the register of the 'crimes, follies, and misfortunes' of mankind. But what experience and history teach is this - that peoples and governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deduced from it.
~lawn care sayings by Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, The Philosophy of History, Introduction, 1807
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