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If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
~humor sayings by Alan Kay
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
~inspirational sayings about Humor quotes by Gordon B. Hinckley
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
~humor quotes by Douglas Adams
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
~famous quotes about Humorous by Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
~humor sayings by John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
~humor sayings by James Thurber
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
~inspirational sayings about Humor quotes by
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~humor quotes by Author Unknown
Today is the last day of some of your life.
~famous quotes about Humorous by Author Unknown
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it
~humor sayings by Bill Cosby
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
~humor sayings by Groucho Marx
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
~inspirational sayings about Humor quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
~humor quotes by Elayne Boosler
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
~famous quotes about Humor by Frank A. Clark
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
~humor sayings by Grenville Kleiser
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness
~humor sayings by William Wordsworth
All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot.
~good sayings about Self-Control by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.
~humor quotes by William Shakespeare
Your body is built for walking.
~motivational quotes about Walking sayings by Gary Yanker
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
~humor sayings by Woody Allen
The best time to tell someone that you love him or her is before somebody else does. JUST DO IT, NOW!
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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving.
~good sayings about Poverty by O. Henry, Heart of the West, 1907
Names are an important key to what a society values. Anthropologists recognize naming as 'one of the chief methods for imposing order on perception.'
~humor quotes by David S. Slawson
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary.
~motivational quotes about Fishing sayings by Patrick F. McManus
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
~humor sayings by William Shakespeare
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
~humor sayings by John F. Kennedy, 1961
There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls.
~good sayings about Fear by Aeschylus
The lesson of history is rarely learned by the actors themselves.
~humor quotes by James A. Garfield
How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to prove that they are right?
~motivational quotes about Optimism Pessimism sayings by Robert Mallett, Apostilles, 1972
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
~humor sayings by Author Unknown
My friends are my estate
~humor sayings by Emily Dickinson
I have spent my days stringing and unstringing my instrument, while the song I came to sing remains unsung.
~good sayings about Carpe Diem by Tagore
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
~humor quotes by Jane Wagner, In Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, 1985, performed by Lily Tomlin
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
~motivational quotes about Adversity sayings by Author Unknown
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
~humor sayings by Jim Fiebig
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