Free housework sayings, quotes and quotations
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~housework sayings by Dave Barry
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Heloise Cruse
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
~housework quotes by Chuck Clark
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~famous quotes about Housework by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
~housework sayings by Author Unknown
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
~housework sayings by Bette Midler
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Jim Lemon
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
~housework quotes by Katharine Whitehorn, Nought for Homework, Roundabout, 1962
I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
~famous quotes about Housework by D.H. Lawrence
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
~housework sayings by James Dent
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
~housework sayings by John Skow
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Dave Barry
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
~housework quotes by Kin Hubbard
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~famous quotes about Housework by Erma Bombeck
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
~housework sayings by Nancie J. Carmody
Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1.
~housework sayings by Arthur Ashe
Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
~good sayings about Worry by Theodore N. Vail
The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, tender loving care has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing.
~housework quotes by Larry Dossey
The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time.
~motivational quotes about Stress sayings by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
~housework sayings by Wallace Stevens
Depressed people think they know themselves, but maybe they only know depression.
~housework sayings by Mark Epstein
An eye can threaten like a loaded and levelled gun, or it can insult like hissing or kicking; or, in its altered mood, by beams of kindness, it can make the heart dance for joy.... One of the most wonderful things in nature is a glance of the eye; it transcends speech; it is the bodily symbol of identity.
~good sayings about Faces by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
~housework quotes by Author Unknown
Why has slamming a ball with a racquet become so obsessive a pleasure for so many of us? It seems clear to me that a primary attraction of the sport is the opportunity it gives to release aggression physically without being arrested for felonious assault.
~motivational quotes about Tennis sayings by Nat Hentoff
Chi Wen Tzu always thought three times before taking action. Twice would have been quite enough.
~housework sayings by Confucius, Analects
A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
~housework sayings by Paul Dudley White
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
~good sayings about Parenting by John Wilmot
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
~housework quotes by Peter O'Toole
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
~motivational quotes about Alcohol sayings by James Thurber
Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose
~housework sayings by Billie Holiday
Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.
~housework sayings by Robert H. Schuller
I have always a sacred veneration for anyone I observe to be a little out of repair in his person, as supposing him either a poet or a philosopher.
~good sayings about Appearance by Jonathan Swift
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
~housework quotes by Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1711
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.
~motivational quotes about Marriage sayings by Benjamin Franklin
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
~housework sayings by Mother Teresa
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