Free housework sayings, quotes and quotations
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
~housework quotes by Jim Lemon
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Joe Ryan
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~housework quotes by Erma Bombeck
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~famous quotes about Housework by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
~housework sayings by Erma Bombeck
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~housework quotes by Dave Barry
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Hoosier Farmer
I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
~housework quotes by D.H. Lawrence
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
~famous quotes about Housework by C.E. Cowman
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
~housework sayings by Kin Hubbard
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
~housework quotes by Bette Midler
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Chuck Clark
There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
~housework quotes by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
~famous quotes about Housework by Katharine Whitehorn, Nought for Homework, Roundabout, 1962
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop.
~housework sayings by G.M. Weilacher
People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest - people understand that.
~housework quotes by Don Murray
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
~good sayings about Peace by Mahatma Gandhi
Lady Liberty needs glasses
~housework quotes by Tupac Shakur
Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
~motivational quotes about Education sayings by Abraham Flexner
Though our communication wanes at times of absence, I'm aware of a strength that emanates in the background
~housework sayings by Claudette Renner
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
~housework quotes by Author Unknown
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
~good sayings about Smiles by Author Unknown
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
~housework quotes by Warren G. Bennis
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
~motivational quotes about Age sayings by Oliver W. Holmes, Sr.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
~housework sayings by Bill Veeck
Action is the real measure of intelligence.
~housework quotes by Napoleon Hill
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
~good sayings about Dogs by David Starr Jordan
Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem. Most things are judged by their jackets.
~housework quotes by Baltasar Gracian
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself
~motivational quotes about Attitude sayings by Leo Tolstoy
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
~housework sayings by Chris Rock, Bigger and Blacker
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
~housework quotes by W.C. Fields
There is no reason why the same man should like the same books at eighteen and forty-eight.
~good sayings about Changes by Ezra Pound
The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple.
~housework quotes by Amos Bronson Alcott
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.
~motivational quotes about Nature sayings by John Muir
As we grow old…the beauty steals inward.
~housework sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson
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