Free housework sayings, quotes and quotations
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
~housework quotations by Bette Midler
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Anne Gibbons
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
~housework quotes by Joe Ryan
You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping.
~famous quotes about Housework by Rudyard Kipling
I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
~housework sayings by D.H. Lawrence
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
~housework quotations by Nancie J. Carmody
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by C.E. Cowman
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
~housework quotes by John Skow
The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
~famous quotes about Housework by Agatha Christie
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
~housework sayings by Hoosier Farmer
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
~housework quotations by Jim Lemon
There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~housework quotes by Dave Barry
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~famous quotes about Housework by Erma Bombeck
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
~housework sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
~housework quotations by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil.
~good sayings about Integrity by Max Lerner, Actions and Passions, 1949
I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn.
~housework quotes by Author Unknown
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
~motivational quotes about Jobs sayings by Dean Acheson
A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.
~housework sayings by Terri Guillemets
I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
~housework quotations by Francis Bellamy, The Youth's Companion, 8 September 1892
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
~good sayings about Parenting by John J. Plomp
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
~housework quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
~motivational quotes about Dieting sayings by English Proverb
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
~housework sayings by Unknown
After all, golf is only a game, said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
~housework quotations by P.G. Wodehouse, Order by Golf, 1922
It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
~good sayings about Animals by Henry David Thoreau
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
~housework quotes by Lucimar Santos de Lima
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
~motivational quotes about Attitude sayings by Albert Einstein
Emotion has taught mankind to reason
~housework sayings by Marquis de Vauvenargues
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law, it is administered with subhuman efficiency.
~housework quotations by Eric Ambler
He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie.
~good sayings about Daydreaming by Anais Nin
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
~housework quotes by Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.
That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore.
~motivational quotes about Self sayings by Michael Patrick King, Sex and the City, The Good Fight
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
~housework sayings by Robert Zend
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