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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~great teenagers by P.J. O'Rourke
Father: I wish I were half as great as my infant thinks I am, and only half as stupid as my teenager thinks I am.
~inspirational sayings about Family quotes by
He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
~teenagers quotes by Mary Wilson Little
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~famous quotes about Baseball by Waite Hoyt
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
~teenagers sayings by Sandra Boynton
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
~great teenagers by Logan Pearsall Smith, Age and Death, Afterthoughts, 1931
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Unknown high school principal
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
~teenagers quotes by Erma Bombeck
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year
~famous quotes about Christmas by P.J. O'Rourke
When Mozart was composing at the end of the eighteenth century, the city of Vienna was so quiet that fire alarms could be given verbally, by a shouting watchman mounted on top of St. Stefan's Cathedral. In twentieth-century society, the noise level is such that it keeps knocking our bodies out of tune and out of their natural rhythms. This ever-increasing assault of sound upon our ears, minds, and bodies adds to the stress load of civilized beings trying to live in a highly complex environment.
~teenagers sayings by Steven Halpern
You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
~great teenagers by John Ciardi, Simmons Review, Fall 1962
A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
~inspirational sayings about Generations quotes by Benjamin Disraeli
You can take no credit for beauty at sixteenBut if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing
~teenagers quotes by Marie Stopes
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Yiddish Proverb
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteenWomen reach theirs at thirty-fiveDo you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
~teenagers sayings by Rita Rudner
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
~great teenagers by Murphy's Law
Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.
~good sayings about Sex by George Bernard Shaw, Everybody's Political What's What, 1944
They can hollar at the uniform all they want, but when they hollar at the man wearing the uniform, they're in trouble
~teenagers quotes by Umpire Joe Brinkman
I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering
~motivational quotes about Adversity sayings by Colette
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
~teenagers sayings by Henry Winkler
Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending.
~great teenagers by Author Unknown
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own.
~good sayings about Science by Bertrand Russell, What I Believe, 1925
Safety doesn't happen by accident.
~teenagers quotes by Author Unknown
Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
~motivational quotes about Clothing sayings by Quentin Bell
If you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
~teenagers sayings by Griff Niblack
Optimism is the foundation of courage.
~great teenagers by Nicholas Murray Butler
The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
~good sayings about Thanksgiving Day by Henry Ward Beecher
Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.
~teenagers quotes by Barbara Walters
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
~motivational quotes about Clothing sayings by Christopher Morley
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
~teenagers sayings by Kathy Norris
You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word.
~great teenagers by Elizabeth Bibesco
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character
~good sayings about Anniversaries by Peter Devries
The question for each man is not what he would do if he had the means, time, influence, and educational advantages, but what he will do with the things he has.
~teenagers quotes by Hamilton
Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them
~motivational quotes about Birth sayings by Margaret Mitchell
Charlatanism of some degree is indispensable to effective leadership.
~teenagers sayings by Eric Hoffer
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