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A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death
~great puns by Albert Einstein
If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music. It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth. Sydney Smith
~inspirational sayings about Music quotes by
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
~puns quotes by Jesse Jackson
War should be made a crime, and those who instigate it should be punished as criminals.
~famous quotes about War by Charles Evans Hughes
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.
~puns sayings by Robert Greene Ingersoll, The New Testament, Some Reasons Why, 1881
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings
~great puns by George Will
I... recommend to every one of my Readers, the keeping a Journal of their Lives for one Week, and setting down punctually their whole Series of Employments during that Space of Time. This kind of Self-Examination would give them a true State of themselves, and incline them to consider seriously what they are about. One Day would rectifie the Omissions of another, and make a Man weigh all those indifferent Actions, which, though they are easily forgotten, must certainly be accounted for.
~inspirational sayings about Self-Discovery quotes by Joseph Addison, 1712
Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
~puns quotes by George Will
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
~famous quotes about Puns by Charles Lamb, Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best, Last Essays of Elia, 1833
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
~puns sayings by Voltaire, War
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
~great puns by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~inspirational sayings about Politics quotes by Plato
The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.
~puns quotes by Author Unknown
It always amazes me to see people making a decision to never forgive. It’s like trying to punish their tormentors by harming themselves.
~famous quotes about Success by Nisandeh Neta
One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself.
~puns sayings by Tas Soft Wind
When you possess light within, you see it externally.
~great puns by Anaïs Nin
Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty
~good sayings about Patriotic by Louis D. Brandeis
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost
~puns quotes by Charles Caleb Colton
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
~motivational quotes about Science sayings by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
~puns sayings by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt
Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
~great puns by Author Unknown
True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes, but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
~good sayings about Courage by Alfred North Whitehead
Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
~puns quotes by Diogenes
Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the table until someone proves otherwise.
~motivational quotes about Computers sayings by David Moschella
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
~puns sayings by Unknown high school principal
Most games are lost, not won.
~great puns by Casey Stengel
One must spend time in gathering knowledge to give it out richly.
~good sayings about Wisdom by Edward C. Steadman
The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage.
~puns quotes by Terri Guillemets
My advice to the women's clubs of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.
~motivational quotes about Feminism sayings by James McNeill Whistler
Scrapbooking fills my days - not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets!
~puns sayings by Author Unknown
Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them
~great puns by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind
Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.
~good sayings about Intuition by Joyce Brothers
I believe in the imagination. What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.
~puns quotes by Duane Michals, Real Dreams
Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
~motivational quotes about Attitude sayings by Buddha
The poverty of our century is unlike that of any other. It is not, as poverty was before, the result of natural scarcity, but of a set of priorities imposed upon the rest of the world by the rich. Consequently, the modern poor are not pitied...but written off as trash. The twentieth-century consumer economy has produced the first culture for which a beggar is a reminder of nothing.
~puns sayings by John Berger
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