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I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout...
~great golf sayings by Paul O'Neil
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
~inspirational sayings about Taxes quotes by Will Rogers
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
~golf quotes by Author Unknown
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
~famous quotes about Golf by Bob Hope
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~golf sayings by Ken Harrelson
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~great golf sayings by Sam Snead
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by John Updike
Taxation, for example, is eternally lively; it concerns nine-tenths of us more directly than either smallpox or golf, and has just as much drama in it; moreover, it has been mellowed and made gay by as many gaudy, preposterous theories.
~golf quotes by H.L. Mencken
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
~famous quotes about Golf by Fletcher Knebel
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
~golf sayings by Hank Aaron, 1971
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
~great golf sayings by Bob Hope
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Michael Bamberger
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
~golf quotes by Sam Snead, to Ted Williams, arguing which was more difficult, to hit a moving baseball or a stationa
One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens.
~famous quotes about Golf by Pete Alfano
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
~golf sayings by Abba Eban
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.
~great golf sayings by Heinrich Heine
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
~good sayings about Gossip by Douglas Adams
Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision.
~golf quotes by Stevie Wonder
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
~motivational quotes about Birds sayings by Joseph Addison, The Spectator, 1712
Everyone’s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.
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Night and morning are making promises to each other which neither will be able to keep.
~great golf sayings by Richard Shelton
The scientist, by the very nature of his commitment, creates more and more questions, never fewer. Indeed the measure of our intellectual maturity, one philosopher suggests, is our capacity to feel less and less satisfied with our answers to better problems.
~good sayings about Science by G.W. Allport, Becoming, 1955
Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
~golf quotes by Author Unknown
It is one of my sources of happiness never to desire a knowledge of other people's business.
~motivational quotes about Gossip sayings by Dolley Madison
Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.
~golf sayings by Author Unknown
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
~great golf sayings by Author Unknown
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
~good sayings about Funny Saying by Mick Miller
As the presence of those we love is as a double life, so absence, in its anxious longing and sense of vacancy, is as a foretaste of death
~golf quotes by Anna Brownell Jameson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
~motivational quotes about Cinema sayings by Jack Nicholson
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
~golf sayings by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi
I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same mind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This is the world of light and speech, and I shall take leave to tell you that you are very dear
~great golf sayings by George Eliot
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
~good sayings about Intelligence by Emerson M. Pugh
The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes.
~golf quotes by Bella Abzug
To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.
~motivational quotes about Brothers sayings by Clara Ortega
Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.
~golf sayings by Sigmund Freud
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