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All requests for leave of absence on account of grandmother's funeral, sore throat, housecleaning, lame back, turning of the ringer, headaches, brain storm, cousin's wedding, general ailments or other legitimate excuses must be made out and handed to the boss not later than 10 a.m. on the morning of the game.
~grandmother sayings by Traditional gag notice hung in offices and factories at a time period when all games were played dur
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
~inspirational sayings about Grandparents quotes by Hannah Whithall Smith
I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
~grandmother quotes by Charles Barkley
Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice.
~famous quotes about Grandparents by Author Unknown
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
~grandmother sayings by G. Norman Collie
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.
~grandmother sayings by Author Unknown
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
~inspirational sayings about Parenting quotes by Billy Cosby
Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother
~grandmother quotes by Edward H. Dreschnack
Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.
~famous quotes about Grandparents by Edward H. Dreschnack
Grandmothers are just antique little girls.
~grandmother sayings by Author Unknown
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
~grandmother sayings by Author Unknown
It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother.
~inspirational sayings about Grandparents quotes by Author Unknown
When a child is born, so are grandmothers.
~grandmother quotes by Judith Levy
Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, Smile, Grandma! - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.
~famous quotes about Grandparents by Liv Ullmann
When a child is born, so are grandmothers
~grandmother sayings by Judith Levy
I got a postcard from my gynecologistIt said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does
~grandmother sayings by Cathy Ladman
Traditional nationalism cannot survive the fissioning of the atom. One world or none.
~good sayings about War by Stuart Chase
The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to itYou and you alone make me feel that I am aliveOther men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough
~grandmother quotes by George Moore
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
~motivational quotes about Thinking sayings by Winnie the Pooh
Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.
~grandmother sayings by Jim Murray
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
~grandmother sayings by Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
~good sayings about Love by Rita Rudner
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell.
~grandmother quotes by Lewis G. Janes
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
~motivational quotes about Sanity sayings by Author Unknown
Envy slays itself by its own arrows.
~grandmother sayings by Author Unknown
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
~grandmother sayings by Sam Ewing
Sometimes the littlest things in life are the hardest to takeYou can sit on a mountain more comfortably than on a tack
~good sayings about Adversity by Author Unknown
Grief is a species of idleness.
~grandmother quotes by Samuel Johnson
Sickness is poor-spirited, and cannot serve anyone; it must husband its resources to live. But health or fullness answers its own ends, and has to spare, runs over, and inundates the neighborhoods and creeks of other men's necessities.
~motivational quotes about Health sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.
~grandmother sayings by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Success starts with a dream, a thought; but that only a first step. Writing it down is the second step. Doing one specific thing to bring it about is the third step.
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Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
~good sayings about Education by Daniel J. Boorstin, Democracy and Its Discontents
Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work a company work, a society work, a civilization work
~grandmother quotes by Vince Lombardi
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
~motivational quotes about Television sayings by Alfred Hitchcock
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
~grandmother sayings by John F. Kennedy
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