Free smoking sayings, quotes and quotations
Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?
~good sayings for smoking by Sign from Ken's Magic Shop
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
~inspirational sayings about Smoking quotes by Katharine Whitehorn
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
~smoking quotes by Author Unknown
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
~famous quotes about Smoking by Mark Twain, attributed
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
~smoking sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
~good sayings for smoking by Edith Zittler
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
~inspirational sayings about Smoking quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
~smoking quotes by Author Unknown
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
~famous quotes about Smoking by Author Unknown
A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
~smoking sayings by M*A*S*H, Klinger, Bug-Out, 1976
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
~good sayings for smoking by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
~inspirational sayings about Smoking quotes by Author Unknown
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
~smoking quotes by Author Unknown
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
~famous quotes about Smoking by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
~smoking sayings by James I of England, A Counterblaste to Tobacco, 1604
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
~good sayings for smoking by Red Buttons
There are joys which long to be ours. God sends ten thousands truths, which come about us like birds seeking inlet; but we are shut up to them, and so they bring us nothing, but sit and sing awhile upon the roof, and then fly away.
~good sayings about Self-Discovery by Henry Ward Beecher
Fall seven times, stand up eight
~smoking quotes by Japanese Proverb
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
~motivational quotes about Helping sayings by Buddha
Is there life before death?
~smoking sayings by Author Unknown
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.
~good sayings for smoking by Harry Truman
In science it often happens that scientists say, You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken, and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
~good sayings about Science by Carl Sagan, 1987
No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors.
~smoking quotes by William Faulkner
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings
~motivational quotes about April Fool's Day sayings by Welsh Proverb
Love one another and you will be happyIt's as simple and as difficult as that
~smoking sayings by Michael Leunig
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
~good sayings for smoking by Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
~good sayings about Hockey by Steve Rushin
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip
~smoking quotes by Unknown
Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage.
~motivational quotes about Travel sayings by Regina Nadelson
Adversity is the first path to truth
~smoking sayings by Lord Byron
Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.
~good sayings for smoking by Molly Ivins
The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is
~good sayings about Future by C.S.Lewis
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.
~smoking quotes by Marcy DeMaree
The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
~motivational quotes about Philosophical sayings by Buddha
An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
~smoking sayings by Andy Warhol
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