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  When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal.
 ~golf sayings by Mac O'Grady

  If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.
 ~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Percey Boomer

  You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match.
 ~golf quotes by Steve Sax

  In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
 ~famous quotes about Golf by Ken Harrelson

  Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, Will you look at that golf path? Pure pea gravel.
 ~golf sayings by Jeff Cesario

  Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
 ~golf sayings by Phil Blackmar

  Taxation, for example, is eternally lively; it concerns nine-tenths of us more directly than either smallpox or golf, and has just as much drama in it; moreover, it has been mellowed and made gay by as many gaudy, preposterous theories.
 ~inspirational sayings about Taxes quotes by H.L. Mencken

  My handicap? Woods and irons.
 ~golf quotes by Chris Codiroli

  Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.
 ~famous quotes about Golf by Harold Segall

  Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
 ~golf sayings by Val Doonican

  It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
 ~golf sayings by Bruce McCall

  I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering.
 ~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by David Brenner

  If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
 ~golf quotes by Sam Snead

  I've spent most of my life golfing... the rest I've just wasted.
 ~famous quotes about Golf by Author Unknown

  Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
 ~golf sayings by P.J. O'Rourke

   People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
 ~golf sayings by Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987

   You [men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from?
 ~good sayings about Men by Mary Edwards Walker

   Use the talents you possess - for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best.
 ~golf quotes by Henry Van Dyke

   Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.
 ~motivational quotes about Beauty sayings by Kahlil Gibran

   There's nothing wrong with the Little League World Series that locking out the adults couldn't cure.
 ~golf sayings by Mike Penner, Los Angeles Times

   The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
 ~golf sayings by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988

   There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America
 ~good sayings about Patriotic by William J. Clinton

   It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves
 ~golf quotes by John Bulwer

   What really helps motivate me to walk are my dogs, who are my best pals. They keep you honest about walking because when it's time to go, you can't disappoint those little faces.
 ~motivational quotes about Walking sayings by Wendie Malick

   The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
 ~golf sayings by J.K. Galbraith

   Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
 ~golf sayings by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   It starts when you sink in his arms and ends with your arms in his sink.
 ~good sayings about Feminism by Author Unknown

   If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates
 ~golf quotes by Jay Leno

   What is told in the ear of a man is often heard 100 miles away.
 ~motivational quotes about Gossip sayings by Chinese Proverb

   A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence.
 ~golf sayings by Barbara Walters

   I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for.
 ~golf sayings by Georgia O'Keeffe

   Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present
 ~good sayings about Future by Marcus Aurelius

   I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
 ~golf quotes by Mae West

   Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
 ~motivational quotes about Marriage sayings by Author Unknown

   Though I like the various forms of football in the world, I don't think they begin to compare with these two great Anglo-Saxon ball games for sophisticated elegance and symbolism. Baseball and cricket are beautiful and highly stylized medieval war substitutes, chess made flesh, a mixture of proud chivalry and base - in both senses - greed. With football we are back to the monotonous clashing armor of the brontosaurus.
 ~golf sayings by John Fowles

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