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In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~golf quotes sayings by Ken Harrelson
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Harry Toscano
I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout...
~golf quotes by Paul O'Neil
One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens.
~famous quotes about Golf by Pete Alfano
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
~golf sayings by Lee Trevino
It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
~golf quotes sayings by Mark Twain
All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Eric Linklater, Poet's Pub, 1929
At first sight, wise sayings seem monotonous, dull reading. But persist. They’ll become more thrilling than golf, fishing, or ordinary reading.
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They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
~famous quotes about Golf by Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
~golf sayings by John Updike
Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
~golf quotes sayings by Art Rosenbaum
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Author Unknown
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
~golf quotes by Tiger Woods
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.
~famous quotes about Golf by National Lampoon, 1979
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
~golf sayings by Will Rogers
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
~golf quotes sayings by Michel de Montaigne, Essays
For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind
~good sayings about Christmas by Loring A. Schuler
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
~golf quotes by Erma Bombeck
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
~motivational quotes about Age sayings by Jim Fiebig
Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
~golf quotes sayings by Alan Coren
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
~good sayings about Experience. by Rita Mae Brown
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
~golf quotes by Epictetus
The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
~motivational quotes about Adversity sayings by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872
Without freedom, no one really has a name
~golf sayings by Milton Acorda
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e., everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
~golf quotes sayings by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens, 1991
I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
~good sayings about Taxes by Arthur Godfrey
Seventy-seven percent of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.
~golf quotes by Planned Parenthood advertisement
It is proof of high culture to say the greatest matters in the simplest way.
~motivational quotes about Compassion sayings by Emerson
Youth has no age
~golf sayings by Pablo Picasso
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
~golf quotes sayings by Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
~good sayings about Dieting by Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003
A man finds room in the few square inches of his face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants.
~golf quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Conduct of Life
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
~motivational quotes about Dieting sayings by Jean Kerr
Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
~golf sayings by Lucy Larcom
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