Free football sayings, quotes and quotations
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
~football sayings by Erma Bombeck
Television is not the Truth. Television is god-damned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers and football players. We're in the boredom killing business.
~inspirational sayings about Television quotes by Paddy Chayevsky
What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
~football quotes by Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times
Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.
~famous quotes about American football by Arnold Mandell
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
~football sayings by Chris Laidlaw, 1973
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
~football sayings by Fran Lebowitz
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Author Unknown
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right
~football quotes by Lee Hendrie
The Game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears and score your points when you get the opportunity
~famous quotes about Attitude by
Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.
~football sayings by P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves, 1930
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
~football sayings by Tony Kornheiser
At the base of it was the urge, if you wanted to play football, to knock someone down, that was what the sport was all about, the will to win closely linked with contact.
~inspirational sayings about American football quotes by George Plimpton
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock
~football quotes by Barry Venison
There isn't a single professional sports season now that doesn't go on at least a month too long. Baseball starts in football weather, and football in baseball weather, and basketball overlaps them both.
~famous quotes about Sports by James Reston
Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority
~football sayings by Vince Lombardi
Law is nothing unless close behind it stands a warm living public opinion.
~football sayings by Wendell Phillips
To change a habit, make a conscious decision, then ‘act out’ the new behavior.
~good sayings about Attitude by Dr. Maxwell Maltz
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success
~football quotes by Robert Orben
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
~motivational quotes about Wisdom sayings by Herb Caen
Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: Because the animals are like us. Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: Because the animals are not like us. Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction.
~football sayings by Charles R. Magel
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
~football sayings by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
If my resolution to be a great man was half so strong as it is to despise the shame of being a little one...
~good sayings about Attitude by William Cowper
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
~football quotes by Mary H. Waldrip
We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures
~motivational quotes about Thank You. sayings by Thornton Wilder
The more laws the more offenders.
~football sayings by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise.
~football sayings by Jerome K. Jerome
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
~good sayings about Memory by Friedrich Nietzsche
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
~football quotes by John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859
I was put on this Earth To sing ANd bring JoY!!!!!!
~motivational quotes about Happiness sayings by Paulina
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
~football sayings by Italian Proverb
Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate?
~football sayings by Author Unknown
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
~good sayings about Worry by Don Herold
Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.
~football quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
When a man wantonly destroys one of the works of man we call him a vandal. When he destroys one of the works of god we call him a sportsman.
~motivational quotes about Environment sayings by Joseph Wood Krutch
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
~football sayings by Author Unknown
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