Free television sayings, quotes and quotations
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
~famous television quotes by Groucho Marx
TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book.
~inspirational sayings about Television quotes by Author Unknown
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
~television quotes by David Frost
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
~famous quotes about Television by Edward R. Murrow
In Beverley Hills, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into television shows.
~television sayings by Woody Allen
Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
~famous television quotes by Matt Groening, The Simpsons
The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television.
~inspirational sayings about Television quotes by Andrew Ross
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
~television quotes by Author Unknown
Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
~famous quotes about Television by Dick Cavett, 1978
Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.
~television sayings by Art Buchwald, 1969
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS from giving money to television preachers?
~famous television quotes by Elayne Boosler
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
~inspirational sayings about Television quotes by Malcolm Muggeridge
Television is not the Truth. Television is god-damned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers and football players. We're in the boredom killing business.
~television quotes by Paddy Chayevsky
They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk.
~famous quotes about Television by Gene Roddenberry
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
~television sayings by Art Buchwald
God enters by a private door into each individual.
~famous television quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses.
~good sayings about Grief by Colette
Rather let the crime of the guilty go unpunished than condemn the innocent.
~television quotes by Justinian I, Law Code, A.D. 535
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
~motivational quotes about Conformity sayings by Albert Camus
Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.
~television sayings by H.L. Mencken
In winter I get up at night,And dress by yellow candle-light.In summer quite the other way,I have to go to bed by day.,
~famous television quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson
For the rubble of history, which is undigested and therefore goes on blindly, does not lie so thickly on the ground as in our own consciousness.
~good sayings about History by Herbert Lüthy
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
~television quotes by Emily Dickinson
Before God we are all equally wise and equally foolish.
~motivational quotes about Equality Difference sayings by Albert Einstein
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill.
~television sayings by Martin H. Fischer
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
~famous television quotes by VP Pappy
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
~good sayings about Money by Robert Orben
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
~television quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant
Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something
~motivational quotes about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day sayings by Author Unknown
The road was new to me, as roads always are going back.
~television sayings by Sarah Orne Jewett, The Country Road of Pointed Firs, 1896
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
~famous television quotes by Dawn French
Act as if what you do makes a differenceIt does
~good sayings about Sweetest Day by William James
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge
~television quotes by Paula Poundstone
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
~motivational quotes about Religion sayings by H.L. Mencken
We can be Knowledgeable with other men's knowledge, but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom.
~television sayings by Michel de Montaigne
Plenty of quotations,sayings and quotes categories
{ motivational sayings used in decoration } { consumerism quotes } { famous smiles } { wise old sayings } { tea quotes } { shot glasses sayings } { quotes racism } { quotes being a fool } { laughter quotes } { in memory sayings } { sayings about complaining } { property quotes } { children s sayings } { bar } { sayings for marriage } { goos sayings } { safety quotes sayings } { adversity saying } { common sayings } { famous speaking } { art quotes sayings } { hypocrisy quotes } { excuses quotes } { haste sayings } { history of sayings } { famous birds } { sayings for secretaries } { good sayings for smoking } { soccer quotes sayings } { love sayings for teenagers }