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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
~famous teenagers by Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Waite Hoyt
Every morning I spend fifteen minutes filling my mind full of God; and so there's no room left for worry thoughts.
~teenagers quotes by Howard Chandler Christy
You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by John Ciardi, Simmons Review, Fall 1962
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
~teenagers sayings by Sam Ewing
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~famous teenagers by Fran Lebowitz
Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Norm Cash, on his 1,081 strikeouts
One of the very few reasons I had any respect for my mother when I was thirteen was because she would reach into the sink with her bare hands - bare hands - and pick up that lethal gunk and drop it into the garbage. To top that, I saw her reach into the wet garbage bag and fish around in there looking for a lost teaspoon. Bare hands - a kind of mad courage.
~teenagers quotes by Robert Fulghum
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
~famous quotes about Celebrity by Joan Rivers
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
~teenagers sayings by Henny Youngman
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.
~famous teenagers by Amanda Bearse
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
~inspirational sayings about Summer quotes by Erma Bombeck
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
~teenagers quotes by Mark Twain, Old Times on the Mississippi Atlantic Monthly, 1874
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
~famous quotes about Sex by Thomas Szasz
How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?
~teenagers sayings by Rod Serling, quoted in Submitted for Your Approval, Public Broadcasting Station, 1995
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
~famous teenagers by Bill Cosby
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
~good sayings about Election Day by Robert Orben
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend
~teenagers quotes by Doug Larson
Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.
~motivational quotes about Integrity sayings by Author Unknown
Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory.
~teenagers sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson
May you live all the days of your life.
~famous teenagers by Jonathan Swift
Cats, by means of their whiskers, seem to possess something like an additional sense: these have, perhaps, some analogy to the antennae of moths and butterflies
~good sayings about Butterfly by Rev. W. Bingley
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
~teenagers quotes by Samuel Johnson, Rasselas, 1759
You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.
~motivational quotes about Gardens sayings by Author Unknown
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
~teenagers sayings by Jacques Prévert
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
~famous teenagers by George MacDonald
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
~good sayings about Conformity by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.
~teenagers quotes by Louis D. Brandeis
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
~motivational quotes about Golf sayings by P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922
He does not believe who does not live according to his belief.
~teenagers sayings by Thomas Fuller
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
~famous teenagers by Will Rogers
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
~good sayings about Mothers by Rajneesh
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings
~teenagers quotes by Eric Hoffer
Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
~motivational quotes about Clothing sayings by Quentin Bell
We acquire the strength we have overcome.
~teenagers sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson
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