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Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
~famous sayings baseball god by Toby Harrah, 1983
Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Mike Royko, 1981
Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball
~baseball quotes by Harry Caray
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~famous quotes about Golf by Ken Harrelson
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
~baseball sayings by Bill Veeck, 1976
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
~famous sayings baseball god by Jim Bouton
You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.
~baseball quotes by Jim Murray
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~famous quotes about Baseball by Waite Hoyt
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
~baseball sayings by Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
~famous sayings baseball god by Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax
I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Bob Lemon, 1981
I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it.
~baseball quotes by Sandy Koufax
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry Mom, but nobody beats me
~famous quotes about Baseball by Leo Durocher
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement
~baseball sayings by Ed Vargo, major league baseball umpire
Do not confuse your vested interests with ethics. Do not identify the enemies of your privilege with the enemies of humanity.
~famous sayings baseball god by Max Lerner, Actions and Passions, 1949
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
~good sayings about Integrity by Author Unknown
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
~baseball quotes by Paul O'Neil, 1965
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.
~motivational quotes about Sports sayings by Bill Lee
I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~baseball sayings by Earl Warren
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
~famous sayings baseball god by Dave Barry
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
~good sayings about Fear by Andre Gide
You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy
~baseball quotes by Garth Brooks
God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. Why not go to Jupiter? asked St. Peter. No, too much gravity, too much stomping around, said God. Well, how about Mercury? No, it's too hot there. Okay, said St. Peter, what about Earth? No, said God, They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it.
~motivational quotes about Religion sayings by Author Unknown
The essence of success is that it is never necessary to think of a new idea oneself. It is far better to wait until somebody else does it, and then to copy him in every detail, except his mistakes.
~baseball sayings by Aubrey Menen
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
~famous sayings baseball god by Mark Twain
Why must conversions always come so late? Why do people always apologize to corpses?
~good sayings about Carpe Diem by David Brin
Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.
~baseball quotes by Grandma Moses
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
~motivational quotes about Mornings sayings by William Feather
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
~baseball sayings by Cynthia E. Varnado
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
~famous sayings baseball god by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.
~good sayings about Children by Author Unknown
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
~baseball quotes by Albert Camus
No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
~motivational quotes about Golden Mean sayings by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
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