Free pregnancy sayings, quotes and quotations
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
~famous pregnancy quotes by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, Notebooks, 1956
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
~inspirational sayings about Pregnancy quotes by Cathy Crimmins
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
~pregnancy quotes by Phyllis Diller
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Martin H. Fischer
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
~pregnancy sayings by H.L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
~famous pregnancy quotes by Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
~inspirational sayings about Pregnancy quotes by Joyce Armor
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~pregnancy quotes by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
~famous quotes about Teachers by John Sculley
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
~pregnancy sayings by Rita Rudner
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~famous pregnancy quotes by Irena Chalmers
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
~inspirational sayings about Religion quotes by H.L. Mencken
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
~pregnancy quotes by Sherry Glaser
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Sam Levenson
If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.
~pregnancy sayings by Barbara Ehrenreich
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
~famous pregnancy quotes by F. Scott Fitzgerald
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~good sayings about I Love You by Author Unknown
It is easier to commit murder than to justify it.
~pregnancy quotes by Aemilius Papinianus
Virginity can be lost by a thought.
~motivational quotes about Sex sayings by St. Jerome
There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.
~pregnancy sayings by Colette
When I split an infinitive, god damn it, I split it so it stays split.
~famous pregnancy quotes by Raymond Chandler
Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.
~good sayings about Art by Jules Feiffer
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
~pregnancy quotes by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
~motivational quotes about Health sayings by Redd Foxx
A fifth point concerning nonviolent resistance is that it avoids not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spiritThe nonviolent resister not only refuses to shoot his opponent but he also refuses to hate him
~pregnancy sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958
They say that age is all in your mindThe trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body
~famous pregnancy quotes by Author Unknown
I came out for exercise, gentle exercise, and to notice the scenery and to botanise. And no sooner do I get on that accursed machine than off I go hammer and tongs; I never look to right or left, never notice a flower, never see a view - get hot, juicy, red - like a grilled chop. Get me on that machine and I have to go. I go scorching along the road, and cursing aloud at myself for doing it.
~good sayings about Bicycling by H.G. Wells, The Wheels of Chance
God hides things by putting them all around us.
~pregnancy quotes by Author Unknown
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
~motivational quotes about Science sayings by Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi, 1883
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
~pregnancy sayings by Faith Whittlesey
If the television craze continues with the present level of programs, we are destined to have a nation of morons.
~famous pregnancy quotes by Daniel Marsh
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
~good sayings about Women by William Shakespeare
If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
~pregnancy quotes by Charles Barkley
Keep both eyes open before marriage; half-closed after.
~motivational quotes about Family sayings by
It is strange what a contempt men have for the joys that are offered them freely.
~pregnancy sayings by Georges Duhamel
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