Free computer sayings, quotes and quotations
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
~famous computers by Richard P. Feynman
The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
~inspirational sayings about Computers quotes by John Allen Paulos
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so
~computer quotes by Robert Orben
I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
~famous quotes about Telephones by Author Unknown
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
~computer sayings by M.G. Siriam
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
~famous computers by Mitch Ratcliffe
The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end
~inspirational sayings about Computers quotes by Douglas Adams
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'
~computer quotes by Peter F. Drucker
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
~famous quotes about Famous Saying by Ken Olson
There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.
~computer sayings by Jeremy S. Anderson
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
~famous computers by Mark Kennedy
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
~inspirational sayings about Computers quotes by Robert A. Heinlein
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
~computer quotes by John Pierce
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
~famous quotes about Computers by Marcus Dolengo
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
~computer sayings by Andrew Brown
The rule was No autopsy, no foul.
~famous computers by Stewart Granger, on the pickup games of his childhood
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
~good sayings about Death by Alice Walker
You can be sincere and still be stupid.
~computer quotes by Charles F. Kettering
Those who do not think about the future cannot have one.
~motivational quotes about Attitude sayings by Brian Tracy
Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.
~computer sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
~famous computers by
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.
~good sayings about Marriage by English Proverb
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
~computer quotes by Author Unknown
In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.
~motivational quotes about Advice sayings by Solon
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~computer sayings by Helen Rowland
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer
~famous computers by Author Unknown
When I am in the country I wish to vegetate like the country.
~good sayings about Country by William Hazlitt, Table Talk
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
~computer quotes by Enid Bagnold
A good book has no ending.
~motivational quotes about Books Reading sayings by R.D. Cumming
Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
~computer sayings by Leighann Lord
Adventure isn't hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain. Adventure is an attitude that we must apply to the day to day obstacles of life -- facing new challenges, seizing new opportunities, testing our resources against the unknown and in the process, discovering our own unique potential
~famous computers by John Amatt organizer and participant in Canada's first successful expedition to the summit of Mt Eve
Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunters.
~good sayings about History by African Proverb
Nothing is more precious than time – nor less valued. It’s richest treasure. Invest it profitably.
~computer quotes by
Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous.
~motivational quotes about Thrift sayings by Lord Rosebery
[Thinking is] what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
~computer sayings by William James
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