Free babies sayings, quotes and quotations
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~famous babies by P.J. O'Rourke
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~inspirational sayings about Women quotes by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby
~babies quotes by Natalie Wood
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~famous quotes about Baseball by Waite Hoyt
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
~babies sayings by John Wilmot
Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science.
~famous babies by Henry David Thoreau
The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.
~inspirational sayings about Gambling quotes by Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler's Bible
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
~babies quotes by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
~famous quotes about Education by Abraham Flexner
No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.
~babies sayings by Author Unknown
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
~famous babies by Charles Osgood
Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago - the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider.... It doesn't seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we've traveled.
~inspirational sayings about Brothers quotes by Jane Mersky Leder
If it isn't a baby, then you aren't pregnant, so what are you aborting?
~babies quotes by Author Unknown
Give us this day our daily bread is probably the most perfectly constructed and useful sentence ever set down in the English language.
~famous quotes about Prayer by P.J. Wingate
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
~babies sayings by Leo J. Burke
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
~famous babies by Robert Frost
I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'.
~good sayings about Perspective by Henry Moore
[John] Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only the living who are killed in war.
~babies quotes by Isaac Asimov
If happiness you would win, share it. It was born a twin.
~motivational quotes about Happiness sayings by
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
~babies sayings by Author Unknown
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
~famous babies by Monica Edwards
Weave in faith and God will find the thread.
~good sayings about Faith by Author Unknown
Climb up on some hill at sunrise. Everybody needs perspective once in a while, and you'll find it there.
~babies quotes by Robb Sagendorph
Music is what feelings sound like.
~motivational quotes about Music sayings by Author Unknown
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.
~babies sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
A scholar who loves comfort is not fit to be called a scholar.
~famous babies by Confucius, Analects
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason. They made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
~good sayings about Writing by Charles Caleb Colton
When a history book contains no lies it is always tedious.
~babies quotes by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~motivational quotes about Happiness sayings by Anton Chekhov
They say a reasonable amount 'o fleas is good fer a dog - keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe
~babies sayings by Edward Westcott
Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly.
~famous babies by Benjamin Franklin
The belly rules the mind.
~good sayings about Food by Spanish Proverb
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
~babies quotes by Abraham Lincoln
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
~motivational quotes about Life sayings by George Bernard Shaw, The Doctor's Dilemma, 1906
Worry is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere
~babies sayings by Unknown
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